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November 27, 2011

So I went to Penn station in Newark to drop my nana off,

And I when I went to the bathroom, there was this black muslim dude. And when this other guy starts looking around for an open stall, the black dude is like “Why you peeking through cracks man? You tryin’ to get a peek of some dick?!! Huh?!! YOU TAKE THAT MUTHAFUCKIN HOMO SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE.”
I couldn’t even piss it was horrible.

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November 27, 2011
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nativeistumbling:

Winston Churchill absolutely shitting on people

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November 27, 2011
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Reblog if you want “have you ever” asks.

wilsontangalang:

Too down.

Do it up

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November 27, 2011
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A snapshot from chilling with Charlie Marshall

  • Me: yo I've got to show you this sweet song.
  • Charlie: okay sweet.
  • Me: *plugs phone into car stereo*.
  • Me: why the FUCK isn't this working??!!
  • Charlie: ... You never started the car.
  • Me: oh shit right.
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November 27, 2011
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Today at wendy’s, I ordered a double cheeseburger,

They charged ne for a double, but gave me a triple.
It was one of the best things to happen to me.
Ever.

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November 26, 2011
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I feel
so
so
good

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November 25, 2011

I kind of wish I bought a bigger bowl when I had the chance.

The novelty of a mini pipe ha sort of worn off…

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November 25, 2011
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Tomorrow is going to be amazing.

Awwww yeahhh

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November 25, 2011
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What's your DJ name?

princesslink:

I am DJ ThunderBunny

Dj alert

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November 24, 2011
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borntogivenofucks: Love!

borntogivenofucks:

Love!

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